Mike Parker (19?? - )
Web Original Deaths[]
- Collegehumor Originals: Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drinks (2008; animated) [Charlie Bucket (voice)]: Shredded to death (off-screen), along with "Grandpa Joe" (voiced by Sam Reich), when they are unable to burp down and escape it. He is last seen singing "Pure Imagination" in fear and despair before shredding noises are heard and his blood is splattered. His severed hand is shown falling on the floor and opens up to reveal a golden ticket. (fortunately, this is a non-canon parody of the scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) and they did survive in the film. However, it serves as a warning not to steal Fizzy Lifting Drinks)
- Collegehumor Originals: CSI Scooby Doo (2008; animated) [Fred Jones/Cop (voice)]: Voicing a dual role, the "cop"'s face is accidentally ripped off by "Shaggy" (voiced by Dave Patriquin) after "Shaggy" got angry at him for accusing him of murder without evidence. His severed face is then eaten by "Scooby" (voiced by Jacob Kamen) as he is comforting "Shaggy" over the whole thing. (however, this was a non-canon parody of Scooby-Doo and CSI: Miami (2002 series) so it doesn't happen)
- Collegehumor Originals: McFuneral (2008; animated) [Grimace/Big Mac/Fry Guy/Hamburglar/McNugget (voice)]: Voicing "Grimace", "Big Mac", "Fry Guy", "Hamburglar", and "McNugget", they are killed in the explosion of "McFlurries", along with "Mayor McCheese" (voiced by Michael William), "Birdie" (voiced by Hollie Bertram), and possibly customers and staff, when "Burger King" throws a bomb inside the restaurant