Meet the Spartans (2008)

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Directors: Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Summary[edit | edit source]

The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

Male Deaths[edit | edit source]

Diedrich Bader [Traitoro]
Ike Barinholtz [Dane Cook/Bond Villain/Prophet]
Dean Cochran [Rocky Balboa/John Rambo]
Ken Davitian [Xerxes]
Nate Haden [Ryan Seacrest Look-a-Like]
Winter Jones [Sanjaya Look-a-Like]
Martin Klebba [Happy Feet]
Christopher Lett [Randy Look-a-Like]
Sean Maguire [Leonidas]
Method Man [Persian Emissary]
Phil Morris [Persian Emissary]
Jim Nieb [President Bush Look-a-Like]
Jim Piddock [Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-a-Like]
Kevin Sorbo [Captain]
Nick Steele [Kevin Federline Look-a-Like]
Travis Van Winkle [Sonio]

Female Deaths[edit | edit source]

Nicole Parker [Paula Abdul Look-a-Like / Britney Spears Look-a-Like /Ellen DeGeneres Look-a-Like / Hunchback Paris]
Emily Wilson [Lindsay Lohan Look-a-Like]