Fifteen years after an entire school was massacred by a vengeful graduate, an old man reopens a clown academy.
- Ross Kelly [Philbert] - Run over by Jared Herholtz.
- Isaac Kappy [Butzer Pie] - Punched through the back and heart ripped out by Jared Herholtz.
- Mike Miller [Bonzo] - Strangled, neck snapped, and then hung by Jared Herholtz.
- Chris Payne [Puff] - Sawn in half by Jared Herholtz.
- Daniel Gutierrezz [Gerald] - Head smashed with a high striker game mallet by Jared Herholtz
- Reuben Finklestein [Lenny Boboski] - Head blown up with dynamite hidden in pie set by Jared Herholtz
- Nick Lopez [Vinnie] - Face sprayed with acid by Reuben Finklestein on accident, seltzer bottle replaced by Jared Herholtz. Initially survived by later stabbed in the chest.
- Miguel Martinez [Sergeant Thaddeus Funnybones The Third] - Stabbed through the face by Jared Herholtz.
- Sandor Gattyan [Squirts] - Throat slit by Jared Herholtz
- Kevin R. Elder [Crazy Ernie] - Mauled by a bear and then later hit by a car off-screen. Possibly run over by Jared Herholtz but not confirmed.
- Matt Sanford [Tipsy] - Killed off-screen with a hatchet by Jared Herholtz.
- Jon Boltz [Valerie's Father] - Shot in self defense by Kerri Duabe.
- Thom Booth / Randall Meyer / Brenna Wilmson [Bananas] - Neck snapped by Jared Herholtz.
- Chad Brummet [Tex] - Stabbed in the back with a hook and then shoved head first into a grass packer by Jared Herholtz.
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