Fifteen years after an entire school was massacred by a vengeful graduate, an old man reopens a clown academy.
- Reuben Finklestein [Lenny Boboski] - Head blown up with dynamite hidden in pie set by Jared Herholtz
- Nick Lopez [Vinnie] - Face sprayed with acid by Reuben Finklestein on accident, seltzer bottle replaced by Jared Herholtz. Initially survived by later stabbed in the chest.
- Miguel Martinez [Sergeant Thaddeus Funnybones The Third] - Stabbed through the face by Jared Herholtz.
- Kevin R. Elder [Crazy Ernie] - Mauled by a bear and then later hit by a car off-screen. Possibly run over by Jared Herholtz but not confirmed.
- Chad Brummet [Tex] - Stabbed in the back with a hook and then shoved head first into a grass packer by Jared Herholtz.
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