John Kassir in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

John Kassir (1957 - )

Film Deaths

  • Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) [Fallon]: Playing the voice of one of the heads of a two headed giant (along with Bill Nighy), Kassir is ripped apart from the inside after Nicholas Hoult throws a magic bean down Nighy's throat, causing a beanstalk to grow from inside their stomachs.

TV Deaths

  • The Three Stooges (2000 TV) [Samuel "Shemp" Howard]: Dies (off-screen) of a heart attack while riding in a cab (the film doesn't explicitly mention the details of his death, but we all know the historical accounts).
  • Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005 TV) [Ralph Wiley/Uncle Sam]: "Ralph" is impaled on a scarecrow post in the marijuana garden, after being shot repeatedly by Steven Weber. (Thanks to Sheena)
  • Afro Samurai: Number Two (2007; animated) [Soshun]: Stabbed through the head by Afro (Samuel L. Jackson) while fighting him.

Video Game Deaths

  • Dead Rising (2005) [Adam MacIntyre]: Slashed to death after he trips and lands on top of his chainsaws.
  • Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013) [Monsoon]: Slashed to death by Quinton Flynn.

Notable Relatives

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