Changes: John Kassir

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John Kassir (1957 - )

Film Deaths

Donner Pass (2011) [James Michael Epstein]: Hit in the eye with a hammer by Erik Stocklin, in addition to being hit in the neck with a pickaxe by Desiree Hall, after becoming possessed by a malevolent spirit.

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) [Fallon]: Playing the voice of one of the heads of a two headed giant, Kassir is ripped apart from the inside after Nicholas Hoult throws a magic bean down Bill Nighy‘S throat, causing a beanstalk to grow from inside their stomachs.

TV Deaths

Tales from the Crypt: Oil's Well That Ends Well (1993) [Larry]: Killed in an explosion alongside hus gang when Priscilla Presley deliberately drops a cigarette in a pool of oil.

The Three Stooges (2000 TV) [Samuel "Shemp" Howard]: Dies off-screen of a heart attack while riding in a cab.

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005 TV) [Ralph Wiley/Uncle Sam]: "Ralph" is impaled on a scarecrow post in the marijuana garden, after being shot repeatedly by Steven Weber.

Afro Samurai: Number Two (2007; animated) [Soshun]: Stabbed through the head by Samuel L. Jackson while fighting him.

Video Game Deaths

Dead Rising (2005) [Adam MacIntyre]: Slashed to death after he trips and lands on top of his chainsaws.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013) [Monsoon]: Destroyed when Quinton Flynn cuts him down to pieces.

Notable Relatives

Ex-Mr. Julie Benz.

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 [[File:Johnkassir.jpg|thumb|275px|John Kassir in ''Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical'']]
 [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440885/ John Kassir] (1957 - )
 ==Film Deaths==
+*'''''Donner Pass''''' '''(2011)''' [''James Michael Epstein'']: Hit in the eye with a hammer by [[Erik Stocklin]], in addition to being hit in the neck with a pickaxe by [[Desiree Hall]], after becoming possessed by a malevolent spirit.
-*'''''[[Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)|Jack the Giant Slayer]]''[[Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)| (2013)]]''' [''Fallon'']: Playing the voice of one of the heads of a two headed giant (along with [[Bill Nighy]]), Kassir is ripped apart from the inside after [[Nicholas Hoult]] throws a magic bean down Nighy's throat, causing a beanstalk to grow from inside their stomachs.
+*'''''[[Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)]]''''' [''Fallon'']: Playing the voice of one of the heads of a two headed giant, Kassir is ripped apart from the inside after [[Nicholas Hoult]] throws a magic bean down [[Bill Nighy]]‘S throat, causing a beanstalk to grow from inside their stomachs.
 ==TV Deaths==
-*'''''[[Tales from the Crypt (1989 series)|Tales from the Crypt: Oil's Well That Ends Well (1993)]]''''' [''Larry'']: Killed in an explosion (along with the rest of his gang) when [[Priscilla Presley]] deliberately drops a cigarette in a pool of oil. (''Thanks to PortsGuy'')
+*'''''[[Tales from the Crypt (1989 series)|Tales from the Crypt: Oil's Well That Ends Well (1993)]]''''' [''Larry'']: Killed in an explosion alongside hus gang when [[Priscilla Presley]] deliberately drops a cigarette in a pool of oil.
-*'''''The Three Stooges'' (2000 TV)''' [''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemp_Howard Samuel "Shemp" Howard]'']: Dies (off-screen) of a heart attack while riding in a cab (the film doesn't explicitly mention the details of his death, but we all know the historical accounts).
+*'''''[[The Three Stooges (2000 TV)]]''''' [''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemp_Howard Samuel "Shemp" Howard]'']: Dies off-screen of a heart attack while riding in a cab.
-*'''''Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical'' (2005 TV)''' [''Ralph Wiley/Uncle Sam'']: "Ralph" is impaled on a scarecrow post in the marijuana garden, after being shot repeatedly by [[Steven Weber]]. (''Thanks to Sheena'')
+*'''''Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical'' (2005 TV)''' [''Ralph Wiley/Uncle Sam'']: "Ralph" is impaled on a scarecrow post in the marijuana garden, after being shot repeatedly by [[Steven Weber]].
-*'''''Afro Samurai: Number Two'' (2007; animated)''' [''Soshun'']: Stabbed through the head by Afro ([[Samuel L. Jackson]]) while fighting him.
+*'''''Afro Samurai: Number Two'' (2007; animated)''' [''Soshun'']: Stabbed through the head by [[Samuel L. Jackson]] while fighting him.
 ==Video Game Deaths==
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