
Epic Movie (2007)
Directors: Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Plot Summary[]
Four troubled orphans (Adam Campbell, Kal Penn, Jayma Mays and Faune A. Chambers) from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of the very scary and maniacal Willy (Crispin Glover) they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion (Fred Willard), a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch (Jennifer Coolidge).
Male Deaths[]
- Adam Campbell [Peter]
- David Carradine [Museum Curator]
- Tony Cox [Bink]
- Kevin Hart [Silas]
- Kal Penn [Edward]
- David Whatley [Silas]
- Fred Willard [Aslo]
Female Deaths[]
- Faune A. Chambers [Susan]
- Lauren Conrad [Lauren Conrad]
- Jennifer Coolidge [The White Bitch]
- Jayma Mays [Lucy]
- Alla Petrou [Paris Hilton look-a-like]